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Recorded over two days in the summer of 2009 at Studio F in Pittsburgh, PA.

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released December 19, 2014

Dave Hated - guitar
Ian Kendrick - drums
Porno Batman - vocals
Alan Smithee - bass

Engineered and mixed by Douglas Appel of Black Shamrock Music, LLC.
Music by David A. Bole Jr., lyrics by Joel Pavuk, concepts by Mark Menold.
Sexophone courtesy of Kinkus.
Album artwork by Zombietown Productions.

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The Botched Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

When rage, booze, failure, and feces are balled together and thrown into a burning circus train car barreling down the tracks at a thousand miles a minute, the musical glory of The Botched are the results.

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Track Name: Bruised & Bandaged
You take your knocks
You get your black and blues
You scrape your knees
You wear your fightin' shoes
You swing your hips
You tape and gird your wrists
You own the night, with both your fuckin' fists

Bruised and Bandaged...
Girls in distress
Bruised and Bandaged...
Girls in undress

Pull up your socks
And straighten out your skirt
Put on your helmet
Take off your fuckin' shirt
Prowl the night
And hurt the rotten jerks
Treat me bad
And do your fuckin' worst

Bruised and Bandaged...
Girls in distress
Bruised and Bandaged...
Girls in undress
Track Name: Have An Abortion
Can't tell you how to live your life
You're the master of your fate
You'll fuck who you want to fuck
Now your monthly friend is late
Up in the morning throwing up
You hope your mom don't see
'Cause you just fucked up your life
And you're only thirteen

Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Kill the mistake inside...
Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Hope you enjoyed the ride...

Your vagina's swelling up
From all the fun you had
Sneaky late-night tuckings in
From your dear old Dad
Mommy sleeps in the room next door
Daddy drinks his drink
The next morning Dad wakes up
Wondering why does his cock stink

Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Kill the mistake inside...
Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Hope you enjoyed the ride...

Now that's it the deed is done
Daddy paid the bill
This is the only thing you have
To prove your life is real
Pack your bags you leave tonight
Take your boyfriend too
You had another blissful night
Now you know what you gotta do

Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Kill the mistake inside...
Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion, Have An Abortion
Hope you enjoyed the ride...
Track Name: Broken Ba$tard$
No hopes, no dreams, no job, no means
No dough, no friends, no future just dead ends
No savings, no love, no help from up above
No justice, no peace, no drive, and no release

We're Broken Bastards, broken fucks
Broke in spirit, broke in luck
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

No money, and no cars, no women, and no stars
No heroes, no more, no game, no fuckin' score
No glory, no goals, no reason, no roles
No hygiene, no plus, no manners, it's all a bust

We're Broken Bastards, broken fucks
Broke in spirit, broke in luck
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

We're Broken Bastards, broken jerks
Don't got no money cause we don't work
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

No hopes, no dreams, no job, no means
No dough, no friends, no future just dead ends
No savings, no love, no help from up above
No justice, no peace, no drive, and no release

We're Broken Bastards, broken cunts
We're fuckin' losers, we're fuckin' runts
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

We're Broken Bastards, broken jerks
Don't got no money cause we don't work
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

...We'll never prosper, we'll never win
...We failed once and we'll fail again
...We'll never get it and we'll never be in
...Don't wanna be where we have been
...We don't fuckin' cry or fuckin' whine
...We know our fates are yours and mine
...Don't blame it on some grande design
...Life's just a motherfucking waste of time

We're Broken Bastards, broken fucks
Broke in spirit, broke in luck
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

We're Broken Bastards, broken jerks
Don't got no money cause we don't work
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

We're Broken Bastards, broken dicks
We got no values cause we got tricked
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass

We're Broken Bastards, broken cunts
We're fuckin' losers, we're fuckin' runts
Broken present, broken past
Broken future, kiss my ass
Track Name: Fight or Fuck
Hardwired fucker with my cock in my hand
Lookin' for a good time, don't got no plan
I don't wanna chat or be your friend
I just wanna get drunk again.
Get outta my way, I'll bust your chops
I fucked your girl, so go call the cops
I'm fuckin' nuts, I got no soul
I'm a slave to booze and rock an' roll...

...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock
...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock

Dirty imbecile with nothing to prove
Nothing to gain and nothing to lose
Room's spinning 'round, it's time to brawl
Fuck I need more alcohol.
Blacking out, it's time to go
Where the fuck am I? I don't know
Gotta get the hell outta this dive
It's okay, I'm good to drive.

...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock
...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock

Hundred ten, burning down the road
She's sucking my cock, I blow my load
I kick her out of the moving car
And turn around back to the bar.

...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock
...Fight or Fuck, Fight or Fuck
I'm ready to die, I'm ready to rock
Track Name: Broke
We waste our time on women we waste our time on drugs we sold our souls to Satan We lost the game of love We missed our fortunes promised we missed the best for us We killed our fucking chances We missed the fucking bus Don't got no cash to show you Don't got no want for work Don't care what becomes of us That's why we're fucking BROKE
We drink and dream of chances We weep and cut a line We puff and pass and mourn and We're running out of time Our lives are fucking bullshit Our fate is fucking sealed Our name is fucking wasted Our death is no big deal Don't got no ways to show you This band's a fucking joke Don't care what becomes of us That's why we're fucking BROKE
Track Name: Die, Die, Die
DIE! DIE! DIE! SO YOU CAN COME BACK!

Razor blade wrist... Suicide kissed
Television bath... Homicidal wrath
Poison cake... Brain-fry bake
Shotgun face... Dead ended race

Pistol head... Instantly dead
Shoelace hang... Death song sang
Train tracks wait... Tempting fate
Graveyard sleep... Six feet deep

Electric chair... Terminal stare
Drano shake... This ain't no fake
Bridge jump... Over the hump
Auto crash... No insurance no cash
Track Name: 3 Finger Joe
Vicodin and iodine
Soothe and heal my ills
Boss's new drinking pal damn lucky he ain't killed
Pass out, hot asphalt
Something ain't right
Wake up, remember, sweet ladies dressed in white
Silk sheets and perky tits
This ain't so bad
Almost makes me forget fingers I used to have

They call me Joe, Three Finger Joe
Shake hands with danger
Three Finger Joe
Track Name: Geek Love
COME DOWN TO THE FREAKSHOW!!
COME DOWN TO THE FREAKSHOW!!
COME SEE ARTURO!!
COME DOWN TO THE FREAKSHOW!!
Track Name: Sick
These lyrics are terrible and I'm ashamed.
Track Name: Speedfucker
Hay baby, what's your sign?
Let's go, your place or mine?
Ooh girl you look so good
Best in the neighborhood
I'll get you into bed
My cock is turning red
Ooh girl let's get to work
OH SHIT I"M GONNA SPURT!

SPEEDFUCKER GO!! Oh shit, I'm gonna blow!
So sorry it's so soon! SPEEDFUCKER BOOM!!
SPEEDFUCKER BLAST!! I'll shoot it on your ass!
Before it's even in! SPEEDFUCKER SIN!!
SPEEDFUCKER WIN!!

Ooh girl you are so hot
Be glad for what you got
Before you throw a fit
Go wash that off your tit
Sorry you didn't cum
But that's it I am done
By the time you get back
I'll be taking a nap

SPEEDFUCKER GO!! Oh shit, I'm gonna blow!
So sorry it's so soon! SPEEDFUCKER BOOM!!
SPEEDFUCKER BLAST!! I'll shoot it on your ass!
Before it's even in! SPEEDFUCKER SIN!!
SPEEDFUCKER WIN!!

**WOO! Oh my god, girl. THAT was some amazing sex... for me, not so much for you, and I am sorry. You should do that sinkful of dirty dishes on your way out. And leave me $20 on the dresser because I gotta buy groceries this week. But baby, remember I love ya. I LOVE YA!**

SPEEDFUCKER GO!! Oh shit, I'm gonna blow!
So sorry it's so soon! SPEEDFUCKER BOOM!!
SPEEDFUCKER BLAST!! I'll shoot it on your ass!
Before it's even in! SPEEDFUCKER SIN!!
SPEEDFUCKER WIN!!
Track Name: Drunk Beyond Love
Love... is a many splendored thing
And love... it makes the birds take wing
And love... it turns the dark to light
And love... it turns the black to white

So I've been told but do not buy...
My heart is dead and I'll tell you why...
There is no love that I can see...
That gets me where I want to be.

I'M DRUNK!! BEYOND LOVE!!

Love... it makes the world go 'round
And love... turns upside down your frown
And love... the cherry on the pie
And love... the cumshot in your eye

So I've been told but do not care,
When it comes to love, I'll take a beer
I'll have a drink, I'll take a shot
A drink's better than what you got
Take your love and keep your bliss
I'd rather kiss you with my fist
It's beer fifteen and I am pissed

I'M DRUNK!! BEYOND LOVE!!

**We're drunk. That's what we do.**
**And we fail. So that you don't have to.**

I'm gonna say so listen here,
When it comes to love, I'll take a beer
Have a drink, I'll take a shot
A drink's better than what you got
Take your love and keep your bliss
I'd rather kiss you with my fist
It's beer fifteen and I am pissed

I'M DRUNK!! BEYOND LOVE!!